Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Quick, to the slutcave!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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