All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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