cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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