i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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