people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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