Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My life is pants optional.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Randomize