first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
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I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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