lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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