Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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