well most of my day revolves around power hour
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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