Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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