i barfeds in our rink
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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