i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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