I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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