I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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