I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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