You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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