And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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