Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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