i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You pole danced in your parka.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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