So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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