i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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