I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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