Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
