K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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