Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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