I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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