It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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