He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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