That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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