mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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