He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
