I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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