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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Writing my paper on freud at bar

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  ??

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children

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  Smooth

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• (310): View more from California

  I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.

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• (559): View more from California

  I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.

  (574): View more from Indiana

  Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?

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• (585): View more from New York

  seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Daily.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?

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