literally had 100 drinks last night.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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