one two three fourrrrnication!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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