No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
im on a boat
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