She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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