Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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