Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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