I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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