so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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