About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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