I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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