I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My balls are so social today.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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