I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I did not marry a roomba.
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