Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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