Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Randomize
