I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I died a long time ago.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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