She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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