whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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