My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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