Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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