The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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