got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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