Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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