ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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