My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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