HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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