i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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