Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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