Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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