scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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